Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Top 10 Rampage Highlights

1. 7hills started this weekly east side romp, known as the Rampage in 2007...last nights seven hills attendance: 1
2. The Rampage is aka the Team Huntington Bank whoop ass ride
3. Riverbend traffic and cyclist=slow speeds and rubber necking
4. Darkhorse attendance: 2
5. Dave Matthews Band fans like the Tour de France
6. Attractive women like Dave Mathews
7. Dave Stewart is stupid fast
8. Sergio really does make "race car noises" while riding his bike
9. Shaonnon designated Brett as the honorary " sweeper for all hills longer than 20 meters
10. Mike Moore was seen stumbling into Riverbend shouting incoherent cheers for Darkhorse

1 comment:

shannon said...

don't forget:

11. # of drunken dave matthews fans reaching out from schoolbus windows to get high-fived by cyclists: 3.

12. Brett getting girled on the new richmond hill (ooh, did I really write that? in fairness, he dropped his chain at the bottom).

13. Darkhorses remiaining in the front group at the end: 1 (not me)

13a. Darkhorses who attended both the rampage and the Wednesday hour of power: 1 (me)

14. Police escorts from NR west on 52: 1 -- seriously. State trooper on his way (I think) to security detail at the concert pulls up to the back of the group and offers to drive behind us so that we can have the right lane. And then he does it. Cool.